By Jacob Giampa
Bam Margera came back to Michigan last Friday for the second time in a month with his band Fuckface Unstoppable. This band consists of members from CKY. Before Bam came out, Brandon Novak appeared balls-out naked to sing a drunken cover of Phil Collins “In the air tonight.” Finally Bam came on stage and invited the whole audience to join him. Fuckface Unstoppable did a mixture of covers and originals. The originals were “Bend My Dick” and “That’s Why I Fucked Your Mom.”
I expected to see a lot of crazy things at this show, and was not disappointed. Here are a few of them:
1. Alex Flamsteed was making out with a girl in front of her boyfriend.
2. Alex pulled down a girl’s pants in an attempt to give her oral pleasure.
3. Bam got peed on by one of his drunk friends.
4. Later, Alex Flamsteed got tasered in the ass.
This show is not for the faint of heart!